I was going through some old email, and came across a request 
I received for a bid to do an AppleScripting job.

Hi there, We at (Company Name) is in need of an automation solution that (Does Something). We have prepared a detailed work order. This project must be finished on (Date). Please send me an e-mail if your firm is interested in bidding for this project. (Person’s Name)
Software Engineer
(Company Name)

"We <em>is</em> in need..."? Slightly amusing. Especially when you consider 
that said company was a major international sportswear and footwear 
manufacturer, with a swooshy kind of logo.