I was sending Lauren a text message earlier, and I found myself looking through the list of words I’ve added to the predictive text messaging dictionary on my phone.
I present that list below, in alphabetical order.
bastards
chieflet
blog
crap
Curler’s
daft
damn
fuck
dudelet
Gemmell
goddamn
Lizzy
Knopfler
Sheercore
phoning
pissed
txt
txted
It’s worrying to see just how accurate a picture of me is revealed by that.
I chuckled when I found the “My words” thing on my phone a few months ago. It holds a lot of words, but a random selection includes:
arsed; bastard; bitched; bollocks; bullshitting; ceilidh; crap; debunk; dobber; gassed; jocky; karaoke; kryptonite; lager; motorway (presumably typed in manually whilst exceeding the speed limit on the M8); pished; thundercats.
There are a lot more, but lots of those seem to be fragments of words rather than words themselves.
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