At last an explanation for how Neil can seem like such a nice lad in person, yet have such a formidable reputation.

We were talking on MSN when the truth came out.

Neil:	hey did you watch extras last week? With Patrick Stewart?
Matt:	totally
Matt:	ace
Neil:	“but not before I saw her naked! I see everything!”
Neil:	What a guy.
Neil:	He doesn’t need superpowers.. he just speaks at women and gets them naked.
Neil:	I need my own goddamn starship
Matt:	that’s the dream
Matt:	or even just the captain’s sexy voice
Neil:	or Riker’s beard.
Matt:	who do you identify with more?
Neil:	tricky one
Neil:	Riker probably… due to the beard and the tubbiness
Neil:	and the having an evil twin from a transporter accident

This explains a lot. But wait… the evil version was always the one with the beard! God help us all.