Matt Legend Gemmell Modesty is Lying

To be fair, I only ever talk online with you when I’m at work… you’re not worth my time unless I’m getting paid for it ;)

I feel that all of the best nemeses should have a lot in common with their counterpart, tinged with attributes that can never truly be reconciled. Think evil twins, ex-friends split apart by some tiny ideological shift (Goldeneye: 006 Vs. 007), ourselves from the future.

It helps if both parties have mad kung-fu skills.

Damn, does that mean to apply one also has to be able to remember the Seventies?

It’s one of my favourite ironies that age jokes never get old….

i’m lacking the kung-fu abilities, but i’ve got crazy mad vocal skills for dropping flava and the like. is that any use?

You should try to collect as many nemeses as possible but be careful about actually felling them. If you no longer have a nemesis, especially and arch-nemesis, you’ll have no one to pin every life misfortune on. I’d apply but my only kung-fu skills come from watching movies and marrying a beautiful Chinese girl. That makes me half-Chinese! My better half, of course. I’d better skip right to the wacky training regiment. It usually follows after the hero is beaten by the main villain but I need to get a jump on things. On a side note, if you meet your doppelganger, you have to kill it before it kills you.