Sexiness Tax
I find that when I want to update you all on recent goings-on, it’s easier to just quote a relevant chatlog with Neil than to actually write the events up properly. So that’s what I’m doing yet again.
Without further ado, then, the chatlog.
Neil: so how’s the shizzm? Matt: nae bad Matt: ace night out last night at the QM for andy’s birthday Matt: and since one of the bar staff was leaving, mr. stevie gray had his roland keyboard up on stage in jim’s, and him and a couple of the other staff performed Your Song, I Want It That Way, Build Me Up Buttercup, and Breakfast At Tiffany’s. Twas ultra. Matt: I took some phone-movies of it; mattgemmell.com/movies Neil: heh excellent Neil: have you got QM Life Membership btw? Matt: not handed in the form yet; still to get a couple of passport photos for it, but yeah I have the form here. Neil: same.. went to hand it in but hadn’t realised I needed photos Matt: I just get lauren to sign me in right now Neil: I’m loathe to give out passport photos of me as I’m so goddamn handsome that people may explode. Matt: I know that feeling. Matt: though often I’m sitting at the computer and I think “I’m too good-looking to be stuck indoors” Matt: so I go out for a while so that people can see how good-looking I am. Neil: it’s a burden at times… Matt: truly Neil: I’m sure they’re very grateful. Matt: they do seem to be. It’s a civic duty more than anything. I think of it as sexiness tax. Neil: promise me that if you’re ever in government (god forbid) you’ll introduce a Sexiness Tax. Matt: I do solemnly promise. Neil: thanks
Immense.
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