In which Neil and I tackle the age-old question: pretty French news presenter, or giant machines which are more than meets the eye?
Incidentally, if anyone can suggest a way to phonetically write the transforming noise so that I can use it regularly in MSN chats, I’d greatly appreciate it.
Matt: man I cannot WAIT to see this movie tonight Matt: <TRANSFORMING NOISE> Neil: do not make that noise in the cinema. Matt: dude, I am making that noise all fucking evening Neil: make sure to do it at the urinals Neil: is it a bit odd having this as a desktop background? Matt: yep Matt: who is she? Neil: Melissa Theuriau Neil: french news presenter Neil: she’s scrumptious Neil: there’s a compilation video of her just reading out random bits of news that has 1.5 million views on YouTube Neil: I have no idea what she’s saying but mmmmmm Matt: meh Matt: she’s alright Matt: TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT Neil: Would you rather see Transformers or (assuming you were single) make love to Melissa Theuriau? Matt: if I did one, would I have the chance to do the other thing later? Neil: nope Matt: and would I have to go to france? Neil: no, she’d come to you Matt: ok Matt: well transformers then Matt: I’m not missing that for a shag Neil: yeah, fair point. Neil: If you could see it, but you’d have to wait six months? Matt: again, transformers Matt: then have a wank Neil: ok Matt: and you? Neil: I’d take the woman if it was six months… the film if never. Matt: that’s truly sad Matt: robots in disguise before hoes Neil: I’d still get the robots Neil: and this is a very special hoe. Matt: BEFORE Neil: disagreed. Matt: maybe I’d have a different opinion if I’d been single for a while Matt: I just can’t help but imagine Optimus Prime crying little tears of motor-oil Matt: looking in the window at you and that french bird Matt: it would be heart-wrenching Matt: then he’d turn away and say to Jazz and Bumblebee and all, “Autobots… transform and roll out” Matt: but his eyes would be glowing a slightly dimmer blue than usual, and you’d hear in his voice that his heart wasn’t really in it anymore, Matrix of Leadership or not. Matt: if Megatron or Starscream chose that day to launch an attack, it could be the difference between a victory and a horrible defeat Matt: Prime could die, and it’d be your fault Matt: and even worse Matt: maybe Bumblebee would get the Matrix Matt: I mean, Bumblebee Prime? Matt: FOR FUCK’S SAKE Matt: You really need to get a hold of yourself. Neil: good rant. Matt: thank you Neil: almost bloggable Matt: it had crossed my mind