I was in the supermarket earlier, and noticed a stack of round containers labelled "Ball Dogs". On closer inspection, these turned out to be like hot dogs, but shaped into little spheres. I called over to Fiona, who was in the next aisle, and showed her the container - and she immediately drew my attention to the cola-flavoured chicken drumsticks there. Yes, cola. The world is mad. MAD, I TELL YOU! American companies, dedicated to sucking money from an overweight, calorie-crazed populace, now control even the supermarket shelves of the UK. It's a sad thing indeed.