Matt Gemmell

My new book CHANGER is out now!

An action-adventure novel — book 1 in the KESTREL series.

★★★★★ — Amazon

Child porn and rocket launchers

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Perhaps not an "amusing" email exactly, but certainly thought-provoking. From a piece of spam I received today.
Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we extended our offerings, here is a list:
  1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
  2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
  3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
  4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
  5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET, you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
  6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
  7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita galleries, to keep out clients busy.
Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide. ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher for free. http://www.darkprofits.com
This offer won't last! Only until 20th of August all our clients will also recieve a pack of 2 CDs, with best selection of child pornography.
 



My sole comment is that I never expected to be able to legitimately use this post title. Email headers on request.