Matt Gemmell

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How to succeed in GMM

university 1 min read

Another suggestion from the inimitable Neil Inglis.
Neil:Interesting Fact: Out of all Level3 CompSci students polled, 1 out of 1 said they were going to fail GMM. That's an 100% fail rate.
Matt:2/2
Neil:yaas
Neil:now extrapolate that
Neil:(D, say nothing)
Neil:I think I might be better faking a seizure than doing the exam
Neil:Would be quite amusing.
Neil:We had a girl who used to have seizures EVERY SINGLE TIME we had a maths exam
Neil:people would fight to sit beside her
Neil:so they could claim that she disturbed them.
Matt:dude
Matt:crying here
Matt:too much beer + your twisted humour = tears of semi-hysterical pre-GMM drunken laughter
Matt:acecore
Neil:homax