At last an explanation for how Neil can seem like such a nice lad in person, yet have such a formidable reputation.
We were talking on MSN when the truth came out.
Neil: hey did you watch extras last week? With Patrick Stewart? Matt: totally Matt: ace Neil: "but not before I saw her naked! I see everything!" Neil: What a guy. Neil: He doesn't need superpowers.. he just speaks at women and gets them naked. Neil: I need my own goddamn starship Matt: that's the dream Matt: or even just the captain's sexy voice Neil: or Riker's beard. Matt: who do you identify with more? Neil: tricky one Neil: Riker probably... due to the beard and the tubbiness Neil: and the having an evil twin from a transporter accident
This explains a lot. But wait… the evil version was always the one with the beard! God help us all.