Got a bloody parking ticket today. £25 (about $39), which doubles if it's not paid within 14 days. Bastards!
Bloody toy-cops, skulking around looking to inject a little unhappiness into someone's day. Prising your wipers
agonisingly far off the windscreen, then letting them snap back down and leave a streak. They probably even lean on the
bloody roof to write the tickets.
Glasgow City Parking Attendant no. PA118, I shall be looking out for you. But not too carefully. Certainly not
carefully enough to give me sufficient advance warning to press the brake. Bah.