We’re going to see Hero this afternoon, and Gary was trying to convince another friend of ours (who we shall refer to as Angus on this occasion) to come along too, despite having other commitments. During the conversation, Gary demonstrated both his keen sense of priorities, and also his trademark tact.
Angus: apparently my grandfather is coming over. I've not seen him for three months Angus: my mother says I should be there Gary: is he likely to die soon or can he wait? Gary: is IS Hero after all
G, you’re a goddamn living legend. I look forward to proudly telling people that I knew you before you went to jail.