Matt Gemmell

My new book CHANGER is out now!

An action-adventure novel — book 1 in the KESTREL series.

★★★★★ — Amazon

Ruler of the Universe

Personal 1 min read

I was just having a cup of tea, and thinking about what I've achieved today. Aside from 
intangible things like thinking, or performing trivial tasks, all I've really done is wash the car. 
I'd really like to add a more dramatic achievement before the end of the day. 
Accordingly, I hereby declare myself <strong>Ruler of the Universe</strong>.

I'll be benevolent and wise, and create lots of public holidays too. Who's with me? Swear your 
allegiance via the comments system, and we can start getting this universe back into shape.