Matt Gemmell

My new book CHANGER is out now!

An action-adventure novel — book 1 in the KESTREL series.

★★★★★ — Amazon

Sharp

University 1 min read

<a href="http://www.mrry.co.uk/">Derek</a> and I were talking about swords, and he came up with a rather 
inadvisable suggestion.
Matt:the sword smells great too
Derek:of what?
Matt:somewhere between new car and engine oil
Matt:it's the sword oil on the blade
Derek:henceforth, that "new sword" smell
Matt:damn right dude
Derek:you should shave with it
Matt:you really have no idea how sharp this thing is
Derek:i'm guessing somewhere north of "quite"
Matt:if you kept driving north for several hours, you'd have to find somewhere to stay overnight before continuing your journey.
Derek:at the travelodge, sharpsville?
Matt:you mean the one at 1 Sharp St?
Derek:the same