A morbid topic, perhaps, but you must make plans for how you want to be remembered after you pass on.
Matt: I have a request Matt: as my closest friend, I expect you to honour this Matt: whenever I die, assuming you're still around (which seems reasonably likely), you must take every possible step to ensure that my death certificate states that the cause of death was "TERMINAL HANDSOMENESS" Neil: I will quit my job and take a position in the coroner's office. Matt: well I tell you, I sure would appreciate it Neil: If you want at your funeral I'll stand up, start to talk and then start wailing and break down crying shouting "HE WAS JUST TOO GODDAMN HANDSOME" Matt: hah Neil: "This world was never meant for one as handsome as him" Neil: of course I'd be lying as you're an ugly fucker. Neil: but still. Matt: obviously I'll return the favour if Neil should be snatched away from us before I am Matt: since we're talking about this, I just need to confirm: you obviously want your gravestone to be a huge stone cock, right? Neil: you'd have thought so, but actually no... I want a life size statue of me on top of my grave Matt: ah of course Matt: clad? Neil: chain mail Matt: nice one