Apologies for the distasteful title, but it's too fitting to pass up. I was in the Buchanan St Underground station
today (that's a tube/subway station, for those who don't know), and as ever I glanced up at the monitors which
display the percentage of trains which have run on-time in the last week. I find it rather amusing, in a fatalistic
kind of way.
In any case, today (and not for the first time), the
statistics were obscured by a big, fat, nasty old Windows error dialog, saying something very much like "A program
error has occurred. A log file entry has been written."
As such, please insert your own obligatory joke or sarcastic comment here:<br /> <br />
Prime candidates include:
- Some variation on the "if operating systems were airlines" theme.
- Any weak puns relating to the Blue Screen of Death.
- Agonisingly obvious rib-nudgers, such as "hope Windows doesn't control the signals too!"