After having received about <em>fifteen billion</em> requests (worryingly many, anyway), I've finally set up an online store where the more deranged amongst you can buy "Bah" merchandise. You can <a href="http://www.cafeshops.com/bah">visit it here</a>.
This definitely isn't a profit-making enterprise for me, but I couldn't in good conscience continue to ignore the ever-swelling roar of Bah-fans. So, you have your "Merchandise for the disgruntled". Do enjoy!
Oh, and even if you don’t buy anything, at least read the product descriptions, eh?