Matt Gemmell

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Ball Dogs

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I was in the supermarket earlier, and noticed a stack of round containers labelled "Ball Dogs". 
On closer inspection, these turned out to be like hot dogs, but shaped into little spheres. I 
called over to Fiona, who was in the next aisle, and showed her the container - and she immediately 
drew my attention to the cola-flavoured chicken drumsticks there. Yes, cola.

The world is mad. MAD, I TELL YOU! American companies, dedicated to sucking money from an overweight, 
calorie-crazed populace, now control even the supermarket shelves of the UK. It's a sad thing indeed.