When the stress of studying for upcoming exams starts to get to you, 
alternate careers start to seem much more appealing.

Neil:	ah an email from Colleen.. god I rock
Neil:	Seeing as you seem to be the years' expert on getting from A to B (where B
Neil:	is equal to some unknown university building) maybe you can answer me this:
Neil:	Where on earth is monday's exam?
Neil:	Thanks, Colleen x
Matt:	aren't you the god damn legend
Neil:	aren't I just.
Matt:	I'd pimp up the txt I just this minute received from her, but it was a reply to one of mine, which is nowhere near as legendary.
Neil:	So how's study going? I'm about ready to rip someone's head off.
Matt:	how much you done?
Neil:	I don't know how to categorise how much I've done... except not enough.
Neil:	and everything I have done I seem to have forgotten already
Matt:	I feel that way too
Matt:	don't worry mate, we'll all get through this and it'll be fine.
Neil:	I might drop out of uni and become a full time masturbator.
Matt:	well it's always an option.