Neil, on Tesco’s envelopes.
Yet another chatlog in our ongoing virtual sitcom.
Neil: I have a small rant about envelopes. Matt: proceed. Neil: I bought some in Tesco to post your DVDs in Neil: and not only do they insist on making me buy them in packs of 50 Neil: never mind the fact that I've only sent about two letters in the last 5 years Neil: the only envelopes Tesco sells are too small to fit DVDs in by 10mm. Neil: I feel like writing a letter of complaint. Matt: argh Neil: Those extra envelopes are going to fester in my room for the next 10 years. Matt: unless Matt: you were to use them in a poison letter campaign against the head of Tesco Neil: good thinking! Neil: Actually I'll start with the cashier who served me (who was mildly retarded.. took him 3 minutes and two trips to get more bottles for him to remove the security tag from my gin), then the duty manager at the time I was there, then the head of the store, then the regional manager and so on Matt: work your way up the ladder Matt: so what's the final aim of this campaign then? Neil: Hopefully being invited to Tesco head quarters for a running man style competition where if I triumph I am awarded ownership of tesco Matt: and if you fail? Neil: They give me Asda.