Matt Gemmell

TOLL is available now!

An action-thriller novel — book 2 in the KESTREL series.

★★★★★ — Amazon

Erm... what?

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My friend <a href="">Paul Bradforth</a> sent me this via email; 
it's the entire text of an online review of the Canon i850 printer. The author, whom I shall 
call Bob, certainly has communication problems.
You may have some serious problems if you are trying to open floppy create by another printer. I was on phone for over an hour with tech on my nickel reformatting document to make it work with Word perfect. This can be a real headache.
I thus hereby restate my request for server-side software which forces a site's visitors 
to undertake a brief language test before being allowed to register on forums etc. Those 
(like Bob) who have communication abilities akin to that of a damp sponge wouldn't be permitted 
to post anything but collections of emoticons.