Yet another disturbing chatlog with Neil.
Is it not scarcely believable that this man is still single?
Matt: I have a new song that I play on repeat-one whilst walking to work in the morning, to set me up for the day. Matt: the Baywatch theme. Neil: hah brilliant Matt: truly is Neil: love that tune Matt: though I think it makes me walk funny Neil: almost jogging? Matt: well yes Matt: with permanent smug/narcissistic look on face Neil: One of my friends bought a pair of orange shorts and a vest like they had and goes out jogging in it Neil: he was looking to buy one of the, uh, "orange floating things" they carry too Matt: that's too far Neil: he's trying to become famous in glasgow, it's a good 'hook' Neil: I do so miss Baywatch Neil: quality plots Matt: all praise to the Hoff Neil: heh, you won't have seen my Hoff T-Shirt Neil: it's got a picture of him and KITT and says Knight Rider on it Neil: I always get strange looks when wearing it as the picture of the hoff is pretty big Matt: he's a legend Neil: you know Germany chose him over U2 to play when the berlin wall went down? Neil: or did I make that up... Matt: I did not know that Neil: ah no he did play when the wall went down Neil: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_860540.html?menu=news.quirkies Neil: he's responsible for bringing it down! Matt: "In Germany, children have brought me thousands of flowers" Matt: truly epic Matt: I'll be reeeeeeaaaady Neil: Hoff composed that yeah? Matt: that's what I heard Matt: never known if it was true though Matt: aye it really was him (google says so) Matt: legend Neil: I bet he's a fabulous lover. Matt: that is such a Neil thing to say Neil: Are you denying that he is? Matt: well I can't speak from any experience, but I would agree with your assessment wholeheartedly. Neil: Never has a women climbed unsatisfied from his bed. Neil: In most cases they crawl out having lost feeling in their legs. Matt: I'm certain they do Matt: then KITT takes them home Neil: nah, he kills them and KITT dumps them in the bushes somewhere.
Neil Inglis: a lone crusader in a dangerous world. The world… of the Knight Rider.