Reaffirming your sexual identity becomes mildly ironic when the person you’re talking to is Derek.
Matt: I am the friend of women. Matt: which is great, but not always necessarily the greatest thing in the world to be. Derek: I don't think anybody's questioning your sexual identity. Matt: well I'm a very manly man, no question there Derek: when you put it like that... Matt: look biatch Matt: I can punch bullets out of the damn air Matt: I have abs of steel Matt: I drive like a maniac, own a sword, and sleaze on women on a constant basis. Matt: I just happen to also be in touch with my feminine side.