Reaffirming your sexual identity becomes mildly ironic when the person you’re talking to is Derek.

Matt:	I am the friend of women.
Matt:	which is great, but not always necessarily the greatest thing in the world to be.
Derek:	I don't think anybody's questioning your sexual identity.
Matt:	well I'm a very manly man, no question there
Derek:	when you put it like that...
Matt:	look biatch
Matt:	I can punch bullets out of the damn air
Matt:	I have abs of steel
Matt:	I drive like a maniac, own a sword, and sleaze on women on a constant basis.
Matt:	I just happen to also be in touch with my feminine side.