It has always been said that <a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/coder/5e89/" target="_blank">Killer Coding Ninja Monkeys</a> do exist,
but frankly very few believe the old stories. Most people scoff at the very notion. Fools!
Now, however, we have proof that Killer Coding Ninja Monkeys are a reality; more specifically, Killer Coding Ninja <em>Bearded</em>
Monkeys.

Ninja Captain

Ninja Eltrain

Ninja Mary

Ninja Chad

Ninja Boy
Thanks to <a href="http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=GLHLBUE&key=QGA">Sensei Danger</a>'s camera-phone for these rare pics. Be aware
that, even though Ninja Boy looks like he's sleeping, he's prepared to strike at a moment's notice. Deadly.