Once again, it’s vintage chatloggery from the inimitable (and who’d want to?) Neil.
Today’s topic (like on so many other days) was Neil’s continuing quest for a lady. Quoth he:
Neil: I've hatched a cunning plan. Neil: well not so much "cunning" as "unlikely to work" Neil: Phase 1) Join the University Gym Neil: Phase 2) Buy an iPod nano and an armband Neil: Phase 3) ????? Neil: Phase 4) Have sex with a girl Matt: dude, that is perhaps the best plan ever Neil: I think a nano strapped round my guns will get me chicks Matt: ah the guns Matt: they'll getcha Neil: I plan to do the Ron Burgundy counting trick Matt: oh the DEEP BURN
Will Neil’s “guns” get him a tasty “chick”? Will he actually do more than a thousand reps? Is an iPod nano really enough for today’s discerning woman? And perhaps most importantly, what colour of nano armband will he wear? Tune in next time to probably not find out.