<a href="http://www.mrry.co.uk/">Derek</a> and I were talking about swords, and he came up with a rather 
inadvisable suggestion.

Matt:	the sword smells great too
Derek:	of what?
Matt:	somewhere between new car and engine oil
Matt:	it's the sword oil on the blade
Derek:	henceforth, that "new sword" smell
Matt:	damn right dude
Derek:	you should shave with it
Matt:	you really have no idea how sharp this thing is
Derek:	i'm guessing somewhere north of "quite"
Matt:	if you kept driving north for several hours, you'd have to find somewhere to stay overnight before continuing your journey.
Derek:	at the travelodge, sharpsville?
Matt:	you mean the one at 1 Sharp St?
Derek:	the same